take comfort in the fact that if one direction was ever in a real life paranormal activity situation, that at least zayn malik would survive
zayn would be the only one holed up in the cabin going “naw I’m good thanks, no, I really don’t want to check out what’s making that noise outside, thanks”
zayn is a survivor
meanwhile harry and louis die first
two guys probably
- bro 1: dude you clean yourself? bro what are you a GIRL?
- bro 2: bro no look my shampoo says "FOR MEN" on it
- bro 1: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude